Just a little ditty here....NO it's NOT about Jack&Diane...hehehe
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Hahaha. Love this picture. Ok let me get down to it. You all have seen either in real life or in the movies how the media always manages to pick the ugliest, "hillbilly-est," toothless person to make remarks on camera and how embarassing it is to know that THIS is the person who is pretty much the spokesperson for your city/county/state/WHATEVER. Great. Enough said.
I have just so happened to come across a rather funny conversation between one of those aforementioned hillbillies and a lawyer he's trying to hire so he can get a divorce. While you are reading it, PLEASE picture a bright, nicely dressed attorney on one end of the line and a gap toothed, smelly redneck on the other who thinks he's the bees knees on the other end.
Here it is:
Attorney: "Attorney's office, how my I help you?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I wanna git one of them there dayvorces y'all do."
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I gotta 'bouta hunnerd acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
Hillbilly: "No, I ain't got no Case, but I gotta John Deere."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I gotta grudge. I park my John Deere in it!"
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I don't wear it much, only to church on Sundees."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 'aye emm'."
Attorney: "Well sir, you must have a reason to file for a divorce. I mean, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child ain't....that's why I want this dayvorce!"
hahaha ok I know it's a little off color and in bad taste, but I have an odd sense of humor and this really great imagination so the image of this playing in my mind is probably much more humorous than the actual joke itself.
Peace Out!