Walking into Wal Mart tonight, Dave the Wal Mart man was taking a break smoking a cigarette. Now, my daughters both think that smoking will kill you and that you will get arrested if caught with the cancer stick between your lips. They both find it gross and Olivia, on more than one two and even three occasions, has informed smokers that their lungs will get black and they will die. Some people humor her, very few get angry, some actually do give her dirty looks, but she's 6 so you know, they should friggin deal.
Anyways, so tonight Natalie sees that Dave is outside smoking as she was entering WM with her Daddy. She turned to Daddy and says, "Daddy, that man is smoking." Dad says "Yes. Yes he is smoking." "Why is he smoking, Daddy?" "I don't know. Some people just do. Why do you think he smokes?" (After a few moments of SERIOUS thought, at this point they're checking out the ice cream section.) "Yeah, I know why. 'Cause he hates his job 'cause working at Wal Mart doesn't pay the bills. So he wants to kill himself. He just really wants to die, Daddy. So...that's why he smokes!"
Where does she GET this stuff??
Birthday Cake
6 years ago
2 hollas!:
i love it, she is very well prepared for the world and not working at wal mart, smartest child!!!! yay for no smoking (im a quiter) i think i smoked when i hated my job so she might be on to something..hmmmm good girl..and i will answer the if i was questions at work tomorrow.
So funny! I can just see a 6 year doing a citizen arrest for smoking! Too funny!
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